Men, Woman, Love, and Sex

It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand, as long as he’s perfect.
-Mae West


If you never want to see a man again, say, “I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children”- they leave skid marks.
-Rita Rudner


The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you have to give since you’ve already given him your love.
-Nikki Giovanni


If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
-Rita Rudner


A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime, that still doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
-Cher


An intelligent woman, who reads the marriage contract and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
-Isadora Duncan


A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor


A man’s kiss is his signature.
-Mae West


Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay his life down for you, after marriage he won’t even lay down his paper to talk to you.
-Helen Rowland


I never liked the men I loved, and I never loved the men I liked.
-Fanny Brice


If you are dating a man who you think might be “Mr. Right,” if he a) got older b) got a new job, c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a big surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.
-Rita Rudner


I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
-Jean Illsley Clark


I never hated a man enough to give him back his diamonds.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor


Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
-Mae West


Boys don’t make passes at female smartasses.
-Letty Cottin Pogrebin


Easy is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
-Nancy Linn-Desmond


When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-Mae West