Thursday, March 30, 2006

The Real Thing

"Tell me what we got, tell me it's a lot tell me it's the real thing,"

When in a situation with a person who you know loves you from his every action, but he doesnt say it because he has alot on his plate.. or has had alot for a very long time, because he doesnt know how to adjust to bad changes, and you have been patient all during that time, and have been listening and listening and listening and are getting tired because it is never your turn to be sad or to talk about your bad day because you feel its your duty to stand by him..

how much is too much?


*the real thing reminded me of the old coca cola ads..

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

If Men Could Talk




It's not that men don't talk, it's just that sometimes they speak a different language.

Women too, to be fair, women hint i was told, lol, if only they would just say it, men would give them what they wanted.

DECODING THE WAY SOME MEN TALK ABOUT SEX:

"I have some sexual anxieties"
Translation: I can't get it up.

"It's hard for me to get close to a woman"
Translation: I can't get it up.

"I had a horrible dream that I can't even talk about"
Translation: I have sexual fantasies about men.

"I love women"
Translation: I'm a sex addict

"I may have a thing about getting old"
Translation: I'm attracted only to sixteen year olds.

"I don't know how to put sex and love together."
Translation: I love rough sex.

"I'm beginning to think I drink too much."
Translation: I can't get it up.


To be fair, men can be the best friends, brothers, etc.. but god bless em they have trouble expressing themselves.
I have a friend who has been friends with a guy for the longest time, he treats her like his gf but doesnt have the guts to ask her out, but then again he may not be "that" into her.

The painting is by Rene Magritte, a surrealist painter, this painting is supposed to point out that ".......................................................".. Art is in the eye of the beholder, get what you want out of it.

This message is dedicated to someone: Thought you had all the answers, but something happened, you didnt see it coming.