Wednesday, March 15, 2006

If Men Could Talk




It's not that men don't talk, it's just that sometimes they speak a different language.

Women too, to be fair, women hint i was told, lol, if only they would just say it, men would give them what they wanted.

DECODING THE WAY SOME MEN TALK ABOUT SEX:

"I have some sexual anxieties"
Translation: I can't get it up.

"It's hard for me to get close to a woman"
Translation: I can't get it up.

"I had a horrible dream that I can't even talk about"
Translation: I have sexual fantasies about men.

"I love women"
Translation: I'm a sex addict

"I may have a thing about getting old"
Translation: I'm attracted only to sixteen year olds.

"I don't know how to put sex and love together."
Translation: I love rough sex.

"I'm beginning to think I drink too much."
Translation: I can't get it up.


To be fair, men can be the best friends, brothers, etc.. but god bless em they have trouble expressing themselves.
I have a friend who has been friends with a guy for the longest time, he treats her like his gf but doesnt have the guts to ask her out, but then again he may not be "that" into her.

The painting is by Rene Magritte, a surrealist painter, this painting is supposed to point out that ".......................................................".. Art is in the eye of the beholder, get what you want out of it.

This message is dedicated to someone: Thought you had all the answers, but something happened, you didnt see it coming.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

how would you translate: "I cant live a day without my wife, she's the best thing ever happened to me"?

Baroque said...

OMG!
"he can't be 'that' into her"
reminded me of the book, yeah i know how she feels.. been there done that..

Anonymous said...

Well Q8iya you have a point on a couple of things, men do speak a different language, but sometimes we have no clue what a girl is thinking or wants! Seriously just blurt it out it would be sooo much easier for us! lol
But maybe the fun part for the girl is a guy figuring out what she wanted (even though it was simple) after trying so damn hard!!!

iliveinq8 said...

where would u get such picture? :) very supportive :)

Entrepreneur said...

We are doomed :D

The Stallion said...

Seems like someone got you to blog! I have to agree with Marzouq but at the same time I have to say that men should do things for the women even when they are not asked!

As for the Entrepreneur's comment, I disagree... We are not doomed!

Jazz Central said...

"Women too, to be fair, women hint i was told, lol, if only they would just say it, men would give them what they wanted"

I totally agree with that! I want a girl to tell what she wants or how she feels. Mind games and hints here and there don't work for me! Communication is everything! hehehehe...you can tell that I speak out of experience huh?

Beyond Q8iya said...

anonymous: i would translate it as "lucky wife" :) i wish u all the best

baroque: scary when u are in that situation, when the man is indecisive.

homer: heheh im an observer

marzouq: girls feel that if they were important enuff to u then u wud think long and hard and figure it out on ur own..

i_live_in_q8: thank you :)

entrepreneur: only if u wanna be.. lol.. the key is reading between the lines.. sucks i know

stallion: stallion that someone could be u ;) ur such a great guy.. a true gentleman.. hope u get ur princess so u can spoil each other

jazzy: saw an ad for a jazz concert in dubai.. remembered u .. lol obviously u do speak from experience.. suggested reading: "men are from mars, women are from venus" i strongly recommend it... helped me alot

Dr.Lost said...

look.. some women have a problem called communicating clearly.. they love 2 send mixed signals and just play mind games.. why cant u just be direct and say what u wanna say and make life easy?

Beyond Q8iya said...

dr.lost: hmmmm... sometimes we women enjoy sending mied signals cause we fiure if we are worth it to you .. you will pay more attention and try harder to decode.. or maybe u well ask us what we mean.. :)

Entrepreneur said...

when i say, im referring to humankind :)

Delicately Realistic said...

I stopped 'hinting', i 'agi6ha bil wayh' now. Same effect. Nothing.

:)

My rule: is as long as u dont want them, theyre all over u! Thats why i always "don't want them"

I likey ur postey :)

Nunu-San said...

LOL!!! Liked the post =D

"I may have a thing about getting old"

Ew!! Sick!!! =/

Beyond Q8iya said...

DR: hehhe well the thing is when we do give it to them straight-up they get scared and close up.. most guys i know find it a turn-off when a girl approaches them even if they are into her.. weird :P

and yes .. when u cudnt care less, they fall for you, and when ur gaga they're not.. and thanks :)

NuNu: Thanks sweety lol yes there are some sickos out there :P

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Anonymous said...

good point but in that case i guess men a very simple and dont get me wrong women are esy to understand too but i guess the lack of comunication is missing correct me of am wrong

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